Sunday, March 25, 2007

Guts by Chuck Palahniuk

Inhale.

Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can...

Read here. It is short and not nice. You have to read it. Bastard. It is a masterpiece. You have no excuse to skip it. You will love me for posting it.

 

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...And the Blood Pours

Dan's girlfriend sms: 

Do you know what I have learnt to do? To tell the truth, it doesn't always work. I have learnt to let the blood out of my nose. When you hang your head down. There, the brain shrinks somehow, I think, and it starts hurting. And then you sit straight again... and the blood pours. You will like it. But there's noice in your ears afterwards. And your eyes go red. But I like it, thou. Although, it is hard to stand later.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Philippines is where...Starbucks is more expensive than gas.

Philippines is where...
1. Starbucks is more expensive than gas.
2. Every street has a basketball court but many towns just have one school.
3. Students pay more than they'll learn.
4. Doctors go back to school to be nurses.
5. Everything is spoofed!
6. Fastfood is a diet meal.
7. Rodents are normal house pets.
8. Beer, cigarets and cell phone load are necesity, lotto is a commodity
9. Soap opera is reality, news provide the dramas.
10. Actors make the rules and politicians provide the entertainment

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Stubborn and Anti-Social

A birthday present from my friends.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Funeral Bureau Ad

The picture says it all.

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Thom Yorke Speed Paiting

I have noticed that everyone is speedpaiting everyone on youtube these days. Here is Thom Yorke speedpainted by someone.

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Arab Diving Competition

Old but funny clip

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Friday, March 09, 2007

Portishead - Humming

Very nice story and singing. Sexiest ever, awesome, amazing...

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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Three Most Beautiful Things

1. Woman's body

2. Children

3. Death

 

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Saturday, March 03, 2007

Viral Video Genius

Sarcasctic and smart ass, Nalts, on viral video making.

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